I Dated A Witch

by Harry and the Houdinis

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1.
Reanimate 01:57
I'm gonna reanimate Terrorize the countryside I'm gonna reanimate Tear your flesh and tan your hide I'm gonna reanimeate Cut you down to the bone I'm gonna reanimate I'm gonna terrorize your home, yeah Reanimate hey! (x4)
2.
Murderhoney 02:30
Oh come here murderhoney Come step right on my throat Give me that vampiric kiss Give me that loving choke Oh come here murderhoney Garrote me to the ground Give me asphyxiation Just leave me gagged and bound Oh come on baby Just give me what I want Oh come on baby Don't you know it ain't that hard Oh come here murderhoney Come here and drag me down Waterboard my fucking face Make me think that I'll drown Oh come here murderhoney Let me know I'm the one The one you wanna bleed To satiate your need
3.
Don't you know I dated a witch Yeah it was awful rich Heard about her casting spells Made my life a living hell Studied witchcraft and wizardry Wore pentagrams and lingerie Smiled at me and said can't you see Life's more fun when you're with me I never saw her spill no blood But that don't mean her deed ain't done Will I be next we'll wait and see I just wanted some anarchy Sat out back and drank some tea She explained her pagan ways to me Took me down into her lair Strapped me to a leather chair After that she barred the door Drew a five point on the floor Looked at me with such delight And said something of sacrifice Coming out of the ground Gotta get down to the pub Coming through the neighborhood Gotta get down to the pub Gotta get my mum gotta get my girl Gotta get down to the pub Holy fuck they just got Philip! Gotta get down to the pub Cruising a jag through the foggy London streets Driving over brethren with zombies at my feet. Cruising a jag through the foggy London streets The horde have taken over Gotta get down to the pub Throw a trash can through the glass Gotta get down to the pub Gotta lose them better run quick Gotta get down to the pub Gotta give the dead the slip Gotta get down to the pub
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Doctor Dread 02:19
My name is Doctor Dread and I'm a PhD From an unaccredited university I use my love of science for my wacky ways I'm gonna harvest souls and bring the end of days My name is Doctor Dread and I'm nothing new I'm chugging from my beaker just to see what it'd do Don't wanna cure disease I don't wanna advance I'm gonna bring society to its gruesome end And I'm no superhero I'm no superhero I'm the baddest evil genius that you've ever seen. My name is Doctor Dread and I'm a PhD And I just gave my creation a lobotomy Now he obeys every single command Even those that he doesn't understand Harry is my boss and that's ok We have the same goals yeah we're on the same page World domination is what we seek We're gonna kill the rich we're gonna eat the meek
5.
Go! Go! Go! Go! This corner! 50 stories tall Yeah he's got atomic breath He's gonna roast you all He's stomping to the ring Cause he's got the gall To say he's the king With a monstrous call Kaiju Cagematch Go Go Go! This corner! He's got 5 heads And just the sight of him Is gonna fill you with dread It took 3 others just to bring him down That's how you know he ain't fucking around. They fight! Ghidora's got the lead But then he gets mounted Like a mighty steed His heads stare up He's gettin stared down He yells I'm godzilla bitch As he burns him to the ground.
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Split face predator on the run Split face predator on the hunt Lurking by the pool it wants your blood Dragging you to the upside down Gimme gimme gimme your blood I was raised in a lab And that shit was awful drab Got nothing to call my own Well guess what I'm not alone
7.
Coming in from outer space Coming in to slurp your brain You're not a pet we wanna tame It's the human race that we disdain In our saucers coming through We're gonna be the end of you Gonna take all your grey matter Blend it up and make it splatter Oh how cute you've got your guns Well I've got a death ray oh how fun Disintegrate you to the core This ain't war this is sport. Back to the mothership Phase 2 of this murder trip Don't wanna wait I wanna shoot And oh fuck they've got a nuke

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released September 13, 2019

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